Phone company recordings archive

The Phone Recording Archive sports hundreds of samples of recorded voices from different phone systems around the USA, including a ton of old Bell System clips, such favorites as:

* Invalid Access code

* Not from this calling area

* All circuits are busy

* Can't process custom calling request

* Dial 1 first

* Disconnected number

* Don't dial 0

* Don't dial 1

* Please hang up and try again

* Due to heavy calling...

* Please check the instruction manual

* Call not completed as dialed

* Call did not go through

* Call not completed, please check number or call operator

* Due to telephone company facility trouble...

* Not from the phone you are using

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(Thanks, Luke!)

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